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Oct. 17th, 2005 @ 06:14 pm Beh-low me
People have asked me if I am planning to write some form of logical rebuttal in regards to the escapades of Jack Thompson, the poster boy for what passes for logic and social criticism in the modern United States of America.

The answer is I am not. Jack Thompson is a idiot, an asshole, and probably marginally insane to boot. He does not actually pose questions of morality, or raise legitimate concerns regarding the state of society. He is literally Making Shit Up as he goes along. Trying to deal with his brand of bullshit is like trying to play Monopoly with someone who writes a cheque to pay you when he lands on Boardwalk, and then screams at you that you can't cash that cheque because cheques aren't in the rules, and then calls you a cheater for trying to break the rules by cashing a cheque.

What Jack Thompson also is, is a symptom of the decay and rot of the collective intellect of western civilization. There was a period in my life, when I was a young teenager, where I thought I was smarter than almost everyone else and that adults were morons. Then I started thinking that this was probably egocentric and unfair of me, and that I should adopt a more moderate stance on my views of society. To try and be a little more forgiving, a little more understanding.

But you know what, fuck it. Fuck it all. I AM smarter than most people. I have the joy and pleasure of usually being surrounded by equally intelligent human beings due to my university life. I also have plenty of friends who don't attend university, and never have, and sure they don't know how to diagnose acute damage to lobes of the brain, or know the differences between structural functionalism and functional structuralism, but as far as I'm concerned they're even smarter than I am in a lot of ways, because they learned to think critically, to think for themselves, to accept that life comes in shades of grey and that the answers to problems are never clear-cut and straightforward! As far as I'm concerned, that's the mark of genius! But HOLY COW, are there a lot of idiots in this world!

I mean, seriously, I've bumped into so many people that watch an asshole like Thompson on CNN, or Bill O'Reily on Fox News, and take their statements as being the literal scientific truth. People who either can't see self-aggrandizing bullshit for what it is, or are simply too intellectually paralyzed by the daunting task of actually having to make up your own mind. I just want to scream at them "It's bullshit!! Can't you see that? Don't you think, that by the time you are an adult, the ability to detect bullshit might be a useful ability to add to your personal social toolkit? So that when a big, steaming, wet and pasty glob of it lands right on your head, you can say to yourself 'My goodness! This appears to be bullshit!'?"

To be honest I don't think that the problem with America, and parts of the rest of the western world, is truly a question of intelligence. I think it's laziness. People are just too damn lazy to think. Too lazy to read. Too lazy to seek out opposing viewpoints, to actually weigh the evidence, to make conclusions. "Oh is THAT why children are so hostile and cynical now? Video games? Phew! For a minute there I thought it might be the proliferation of our handgun-centric culture, crushing inner-city poverty, apathetic parenting skills and impotent legal system! What a relief!"
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Sep. 30th, 2005 @ 12:11 pm Serenity Now!
Can't wait! God I'm a nerd! Woooo!
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Sep. 20th, 2005 @ 02:00 am Mantra for the Day
I will go to sleep and not skip CS 432 even though it will be boring.

I will go to sleep and not skip CS 432 even though it will be boring.

I will go to sleep and not skip CS 432 even though it will be boring.

I will go to sleep and not skip CS 432 even though it will be boring.

I will go to sleep and not skip CS 432 even though it will be boring.

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At least I will be able to meet Ivona for a quick coffee tomorrow. Evidently I am to be treated to a birthday dinner at some point this week, which will be nice, although as the years pass the satisfaction of not having done something stupid enough to get myself killed is lessening, mostly because I expect I am starting to take my continued existence for granted. Compared to other parts of the world there really isn't much to celebrate in regards to one's ongoing status as a living white male.

Maybe if I lived in East Timor or something there'd really be something for me to be proud of. My buddies would slap me on the back and we'd all raise a toast to things like "Way to avoid being ethnically cleansed!" or "How about that time you expressed public dissatisfaction with the government and narrowly avoided being publically executed by hiding in a storm drain for 2 months eating rats and drinking rainwater? MAN that was crazy! Ha ha!"

Somehow I doubt our middle-class suburban toasts will be quite so moving. "Way to look both ways before you cross the street, man." "Dude you so totally kept your arms inside the rollercoaster at all times".

Now don't get me wrong, I am absolutely thrilled to be alive, and there is something to be thankful for in that the universe has not randomly chosen me to be the recipient of the "Well it had to happen to someone" booby prize in the form of a large colourful bolt of lightning reducing me to the size, consistancy, and presumably flavor of That Bacon You Put On The Stove And Left There for 4 Hours Because You Went Outside And Fell Asleep In The Hammock That One Time. I just wonder why so many look at me funny when my birthday comes around and I tell them I don't want anything nor plan to do anything obnoxiously huge.
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Inbreeding is fun
Sep. 15th, 2005 @ 01:10 am Snoreeeefest
Hmmm.. this term is hardly shaping up to be the pinnacle of excitement I'd hoped for out of my last ever semester of school. Classical studies (Mandatory A/B req course) will be tolerable because (A) I happen to like Greek history, and (B) I need it to graduate, but I've been warned many times that it tends to fly off on tangents about pottery styles. If only it were not at 9:30 in the morning, augh. When I rule the world no classes will begin before 10am. I really wish I could have taken a tier two Japanese course this term but alas, it is not to be.

CS 432 - Oh wow. Here is the end of all hope, indeed. It's a bad sign that half the class is asleep by the end of the very first lecture of the semester. The only bright side to the whole thing is that one of the better Guilty Gear players at the school, who is also pretty bright, is in the class with me, so at least I'll have a group member I'm guaranteed to get along with. I just have a sinking feeling that this is one of those courses where I am going to be asking "What am I really learning here? And why is this a comp-sci course?"

Soc 101 - Hahhaha. I love 101 distance ed courses. Assuming this one follows the precedent set by the last two I can look forward to a term of not having to open the textbook until Final Exam Day - 1 and still getting 75%.

Then there is the matter of my missing credit, which I need to resolve..

So I suppose I'm complaining more than I really should, this term will be something of a vacation by comparison to the last 12 months at Waterloo. As nerdtacular as it sounds, I think I am lamenting the fact that I don't forsee much actual "real" learning taking place over the next 4 months.

At least the low number of lecture hours will give me time to get back to (A) the gym, and (B) playing in Cove tournaments.

And yeah, Final Fantasy: Advent Children is fanboy food, I admit it... but the sad thing is that I think if they were to release it in the theatre here, it would easily be the 2nd or 3rd best film out at the moment. Thank god for the unlooked-for gift that was Red Eye.
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Aug. 30th, 2005 @ 05:36 pm Wow you're right, I really do never update.
I get too easily sidetracked writing long comments for other people, so by the time I think, "I should write an update" I look at the clock and decide it's time to go do something else.
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Jun. 21st, 2005 @ 09:22 am Got a new video card
Goodbye Social Life, I hardly knew ye.
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May. 31st, 2005 @ 05:19 am You are an Idiot! Hah, ha ha hah haaa haa ha ha ha, ha ha haaa ha hooooo!
So I've been up ALL NIGHT working on this research paper that's due tomorrow. I actually finished it the FIRST time at like 1 am, which is a perfectly acceptable time for me, but as I start to proof read it I notice something is horribly, terribly wrong.

About halfway through the paper, the text goes from being my standard mildly obstuse jabbering to flat out Absolutely Nonsensical Black Tongue of Mordor as Spoken by a French Hairdresser With a Lisp junk. As best I can figure out, it happened while I was typing up the title page and abstract for the paper, (Abstract is a 1-page summary of the paper that goes at the front, so I do it up last) and had something to do with the two or three tables of stats I'd imported from Excel. Everything is just random gibberish. So I start hammering on CTRL-Z to see if anything moves and then Word crashes. First time I've ever had friggin' MS Word freeze up on me.

Now I'm no idiot when it comes to computers, and certainly no stranger to any Windows machine doing weird stuff... but man this was just fucking totally out there in terms of the WTF factor.

Naturally I'd saved several times while typing the abstact, and the old undo buffer wasn't helping so.... 4 hours later I've retyped and recalculated the last 10 pages of my paper.

So just to cheer myself up I load up my course's webpage to see how much this paper is worth to my final grade, and I glance through the course outline only to see... that only the first half of the paper was due. Yep. I rule. T_T

Oh well at least now I don't have to hand anything in for this course for like.. six weeks.

Good Lord it's not fair to be this dumb. I'm not even a hot blonde.
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May. 14th, 2005 @ 03:03 am Why am I still up?
I dunno.
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May. 5th, 2005 @ 12:14 am Don't Panic: It's Pretty Good!
So overall, I felt Hitchiker's was really good. I'd give it 3.5 out of 5. While it starts to significantly deviate from the book about halfway through the film, the plot concocted for the latter half of the film holds true to the spirit of the material very well. The book's humour stays strongly intact, but if you don't like British humour then (a) this probably won't win you over, and (b) you suck and this movie isn't made for you anyways. I particularly liked the little animation spots which are the excerpts from the Guide itself in the book, and the Heart of Gold's improbability drive scenes are flat out riotous.

Cast wise, Arthur Dent was spot on perfect. Trillian was acceptable as a bit of a wide eyed doe, but Zaphod comes off as a little *too* annoying, even though that's what he's supposed to be... Marvin, though predictable and 1-dimensional, is a wonderfuly funny scene-stealer.

Some of the "invented" stuff for the movie doesn't work quite as well as I'd have liked. John Malkovich plays a dull, throwaway villain who serves only to provide plot motivation, which in all fairness the book itself lacked and the movie needed. The movie seems to end all too quickly, but that's probably because I was just so busy enjoying it despite the minor flaws midway through. The forced-feeling love-triangle thing comes off as being too cliche and almost an insult to the otherwise uniquely irreverant nature of the rest of the work, but it thankfully isn't harped on overmuch.

Ultimately the movie isn't as GOOD as it could have been with another 20 minutes of screentime and some slight tweaks to the characters, but it was certainly better than most people were afraid it was going to be. Translating Hitchiker's into a movie must have been devilishly hard, so all in all I'm well appreciative of the job that was done.
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Apr. 26th, 2005 @ 08:46 pm Only 2 years until movies I care about!
I really hope that when I go to see Hitchhiker's this Friday that it's really, really, improbably-drive-powered good, because after it comes and goes I'm not sure there's any hope for upcoming films after that. It liaterally might not be until late 2006 / 2007 for me to start caring about films again. Kingdom of Heaven might be fun because I love historical movies, not sure if the inevitable Orlando Bloom fangirl orgy will be worth it though. I'll go see Star Wars III just so I can say with certaintly that Lucas is intentionally fucking up our memories, and I don't exactly have high-hopes for the Batman prequel.

So 2006 has Transformers, and 2007 MIGHT have The Hobbit if we're lucky, and will also have The Lions of Al-Rassan.

They've announced Michael Bay as director for the Transformers movie due out in 2006. This is a pretty up-in-the-air decision for me, since he's done "fun" movies I really liked (The Rock, Bad Boys), but he is also responsible for the shit-bomb that was Pearl Harbor, and for that he should probably have a part of his body bitten off by a leopard. It probably says something about me that I'd devote this much space to the selection of the right man to make a movie about giant sentient robots from another planet that turn into 18-wheelers and cassette decks, but goddamnit I really don't want my childhood being raped by the guy who thought one of the major tragic events of World War II would be the perfect excuse for a badly written Ben Affleck / Kate Beckinsale / 3rd asshole guy I can't remember love triangle.

Guy G. Kay's "The Lions of Al-Rassan" is due out in 2007. Lions is my 2nd favorite novel by Kay, behind Tigana, so I really, really hope they do it justice. I'm not looking for a Lord of the Rings $500 billion budget here, but God please choose real actors, not the flavors of the month. If Ben Affleck, Ashton Kutcher or Will Smith are in this, someone is gonna-get-a-hurt-real-bad. I'll let them get away with Antonio Banderas because of "The 13th Warrior", and Orlando Bloom is in every goddamn fantasy movie anyways so whatever. Good luck making that boy look like he lives in Spain though, he's whiter than rice.

And I swear if they screwed up "Hitchhiker's" this Friday I will really, really kill someone.

Going to find a leopard, just in case.
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Apr. 18th, 2005 @ 06:50 am Brilliant Marketing Strategy
So Napster is offering a "Free trial period". Someone should point out to their new tyrant rulers that most of the known world has already been through that free trial period. Like, 5 years ago.
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Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 04:34 am Ok!
One paper and one exam to go.

Then... stuff. But not boring stuff. The other kind.
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Apr. 8th, 2005 @ 05:03 pm I am weak
I just don't have the willpower to study for comp-sci exams anymore. Except for the times where I can stomach the textbooks long enough to sequester myself away with them and read in peace, studying for CS pretty much requires being on the computer, which, in turn, means a smorgasbord of electronic delights are forever sitting at my finger tips.

It's a good thing downloading entire seasons of anime or HBO shows takes so long or I'd never get any work done. Thank goodness I'm not more of a manga fan, even those hi-def scans are bite-sized by comparison.

Someone buy me the new Shin Megami Tensei game?

Sure would be nice if I didn't always have final exams when Ad-Astra comes around.
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Apr. 6th, 2005 @ 06:27 pm Cool Fact!
To calculate method bias for any method, you need only average the heterotrait-monomethod correlations (So not Cronbach's Alpha) and subtract the average of the heterotrait-heteromethod correlations. Note that method bias is only concerned with discriminate validity coefficients, convergent validity is a separate issue from method bias.



Actual quote from one of my lecture slides. At least now I know why my left eye is twitching a lot.
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Mar. 28th, 2005 @ 08:01 am God save me from an interesting life
I take back what I said. I'd rather have nothing to talk about than shit like this.

Matt H. - you will be missed.
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Mar. 25th, 2005 @ 03:13 pm Just so you all know
I haven't abandoned this journal. I just have no life at the moment - hence nothing of import to impart.
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Nov. 30th, 2004 @ 07:37 pm Bandwagoning
If there is at least one person in your life who you consider a close friend, and who you would not have met without being part of an online fandom, post this sentence in your journal.
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Nov. 3rd, 2004 @ 12:38 am Prelude to a Recount
Well it's 12:40am EST here, so lots of ballots to be counted. This election stuff is so mortifying it's riviting. Depending on which news network you're watching, Bush is either slightly in the lead or very very slightly in the lead... I sure hope some of those western states swing to Kerry, because I can't imagine having to live with another 4 years of that asshole Bush in the White House.

Personally my view is this: If the Americans re-elect Bush, then they will have justified the current world view of them as idiotic self-absorbed sheep. Four more years of fear mongering, lying, Christian fundamentalist bullshit. If that's what you want, America, then I fucking hope you get it, cause you'll be so dumb that you deserve it.

To be honest maybe its even best if Bush wins, since the Iraq situation is so totally FUBAR'ed that even if Kerry were to be elected and convince half a dozen new countries to assist him in the rebuild, there is no way the situation there could be stabalized within 4 years. Maybe its better if Bush is forced to bear the full brunt of the monumental fuck-job that is the Iraq war.

I have no great love for Kerry as an individual, and typically I am against "hate-voting", that is, "Vote for the other guy BECAUSE he's *the other guy*". I thought he did well in the debates, but of course, he had an advantage in debating against a man that could not even correctly pronounce, "nuclear". Kerry is no JFK or even Martin Sheen, but in the case of all the lunacy that has gone down in the last 4 years, I'd elect a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew president over Bush.
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Oct. 16th, 2004 @ 12:52 am Team America
Fuck yeah!
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